“one day, I’ll be a big police dog!”
possibly the cutest fucking thing i have ever seen omg
I’ve never hit the reblog button so fast in my life.
This dog is 500% done
my favourite part is the second dog that attempts it
lovejuliet asked: omg the potoo bird im dying. dying. dead. gone. bye.
IT IS THE BIRD OF OUR LIVES!
the original pokemon
Have you seen this Microsoft commercial for the Nokia Lumia 1020?
The spot is touting the camera that’s supposedly so good you can examine a fly’s ass crack or some shit, but it uses this girl who’s standing in a bar, saying how she wanted a phone with a camera that could capture all of her boyfriend’s “can’t miss moments.”
Yeah, that’s right: not HER moments. Her boyfriend’s moments.
Cause you know, that’s all girls are good for: documenting shit their man does and not having any semblance of a life of her own. Hell, she’s not even playing pool! She’s too busy telling us how even if she wasn’t talking to us, she’d be dutifully documenting her boyfriend and his bro squad’s behind-the-back shots.
Frankly, I would have rather seen a fly’s ass crack than this bullshit.
Or maybe it was just a girlfriend being nice, and wanting to capture a moment of, or for, the person she loves.
Heaven forbid anybody says anything that isn’t “OH MY FUCKING GOD WOMEN ARE SO MUCH BETTER THAN MEN. LETS JUST KILL THEM ALL. DEATH TO PATRIARCHY. FUCKING MEN”
This whole male-hatred of tumblr is so fucking wrong i can not even begin to explain my contempt for it.
But fuck me, right?
my all time favorite tumblr post
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